Nope. Nope. Nope.

the-fandoms-are-cool:

guns-n-cardigans:

ill-be-fine-love:

gayreyna:

things girls dont like about boys

  • "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
  • *draws penis on literally everything*
  • "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
  • "yeah it’s 8 inches"
  • "she looks like such a bitch"
  • "lmao im such a lesbian"
  • "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
  • "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"

"period cramps cant be that bad”

"Jesus. Are you on your period?

Gaaaaaay.”

"Nudes?"

the-fandoms-are-cool:

guns-n-cardigans:

ill-be-fine-love:

gayreyna:

things girls dont like about boys

  • "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
  • *draws penis on literally everything*
  • "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
  • "yeah it’s 8 inches"
  • "she looks like such a bitch"
  • "lmao im such a lesbian"
  • "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
  • "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"

"period cramps cant be that bad”

"Jesus. Are you on your period?

Gaaaaaay.”

vndercontrol:

threewordsteve:

This fucked me up

This is terrifying

vndercontrol:

threewordsteve:

This fucked me up

This is terrifying

awwww-cute:

This is how she likes to let me know I left the top open

awwww-cute:

This is how she likes to let me know I left the top open

supnoah:

do you ever have the urge to tell someone to shut the fuck up even when they aren’t talking

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

countrygirlalexis:

folie-a-ducks:

lualmu:

the-angels-take-asgard:

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

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I would marry this man

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This man.. Is so fucking grand.

xxcookievampiressxx:

benedick-hiddlestoner:

the-once-and-spooky-ship:

#IT’S NOT A PHASE MOM #IT’S PUNK ROCK AND IT’S MY LIFE #IT’S WHO I AM #IT’S THE BLOOD IN MY VEINS AND THE BEATING OF MY HEART #LEAVE ME ALONE 

#ITS NOT A PAHSE MOM #ITS PUNK SPOCK AND ITS MY LIFE 

#IT’S NOT ILLOGICAL MOM #IT’S PUNK SPOCK AND IT’S MY LIFE 

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

zackisontumblr:

that one friend that you love but texting them is like hitting yourself in the face with a brick over and over

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

worldofthecutestcuties:

Put my son to sleep in his new onesie, woke up to a bear raiding my drawers.

mullingayr:

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ